Unicorn Believers Don’t Declare Fatwas

by Nada Gordon

Oddly enough, there is a

“Unicorn Pleasure Ring” in existence.

Research reveals that Hitler lifted

the infamous swastika from a unicorn

emerging from a colorful rainbow.

Nazi to unicorn: “You’re not coming

out with me dressed in that ridiculous

outfit.” You can finally tell your daughter

that unicorns are real. One ripped the head off

a waxwork of Adolf Hitler, police said.

April 22 is a nice day. I really like it.

I mean it’s not as fantastic as that Hitler

unicorn ass but it’s pretty special to me.

CREAMING bald eagle there is a tiny Abe

Lincoln boxing a tiny Hitler. MAGIC UNICORNS

“You’re really a unicorn?” “Yes. Now

kiss my feet.” Hitler as a great man.

Hitler . . . mm yeah, Hitler, Hitler, Hitler,

Hitler, Hitler, Hitler . . . German food is so bad,

even Hitler was a vegetarian, just like a unicorn.

I was sort of doodling Hitler at my friend’s

house and we couldn’t stop watching

unicorn hardcore soft porn abortion e-cards

containing scenes in which the baby angora unicorn

and Hitler stay warm on a cold night.

This blog is dedicated to the individual

mystery of Hitler’s moustache and my book of poems

to becoming a unicorn. That unicorn is worse than Hitler.

The unicorn has always been a mythological animal:

Flossy Unicorn Puppet Show Cats That Look Like Hitler Pez Dispensers

Unicorn believers don’t declare fatwas.

So worry about something more important

like getting hit in a collision between

a comet being ridden by Elvis, and Hitler

riding a Unicorn. It’s a psychedelic unicorn light show

and you know that’s groovy baby!